Saturday, November 29, 2008

Thanksgiving Day Massacre!


Another easy Bookie thrashing complements of CashCrimson! Nothing complements the turkey and stuffing better than an easy NFL win. Congratulations to all who participated and I hope your Thanksgiving was great!

"The day really turned out to be an easy one, I was able to take money I won on Tennessee and use it again on Dallas and the Philly/Arizona Over. What a great day. Thanks Cash!" - Runbot

You're welcome "Runbot"... we're all winners!

Keep an eye out for my Sunday selection on my Youcapper page. You'll see that I've hit 15 0f my last 20 NFL and the winning will continue.

CashCrimson

Monday, November 24, 2008

Yummy, Yummy... Fin Soup!

Nothing like a nice big bowl of Miami Dolphin soup to keep your Sunday's in BIG PROFITS! Just as predicted by CashCrimson, the Patriots flew down to Miami and got the job done.

"You're amazing! I've been riding your picks for quite a while now. Not only do you win consistently but I love the way you do it. Obviously all the big blowouts are the best but what I find hysterical is that one week you put me on the Ravens and win. The next week you put me against the Ravens and win. You put me against the Patriots at home last week and won and now you put me back on the Pats on the road and won again. I can't wait to see who I'm going to win with next. Thanks CashCrimson for showing me the money!" -Bobby G

Thanks for all the emails. We're doin' it together. Remember to check my Youcapper member page often for my next winner.

CashCrimson

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Big Time Wins, Big Time Savings!

CashCrimson continued his assault on bookmakers today when Cincinnati defeated Pittsburgh for the first time in school history. That's a 13-3 record over the last 16 plays. Bookmakers are running for cover!

"Thanks Cash, I needed a big play and I knew where to look. What's up with the new lowered prices? I love it! You're awesome." -Eric from Long Island

Well Eric, I'm glad you noticed. Here's the story:

As a way to introduce myself on the SBRforum I released my monster Big Blue play for free. I wanted them to see first hand what I'm all about right from the start. What I should have done is released it here as well because I received a slew of emails from loyal fans about it. It certainly isn't fair for some to pay $100 and others to pay zero.

That's why my last three sports picks have been an amazing 75% off!

I'm going to keep the price at $25 for a while too. My volume is up big time so my numbers aren't hurting. It turned out to be a win-win for everybody!

Don't miss out on my NFL Play of the Day. I've got a valuable pick on the Dolphins/Patriots game at the remarkable price of $25 on Youcapper. Kickoff is at 1:00 pm so don't delay. Start cashing in with the rest of us!

CashCrimson

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Another Rout, Another Wad of Cash!!

When you’re hot your hot! CashCrimson was right on the money again today with his BIG BLUE rout of the Ravens – cashing in for the 13th time in his last 16 plays!



I have to admit, this one came real easy to me. I would’ve still been on the G-Men if the line was 10. I have too much history with Baltimore and I’ve proved I can win on them or against them. The final score was 30-10 but the total domination on the field was even worse than the score reflected.

Congratulations to the CashCrimson faithful who bought the pick on Youcapper and continued to ride the wave!

Check back for my next big play.

CashCrimson

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Texas Whooping!!!

Congratulations to all of you who bought my college football play of the day! I was one and done and it was easy. As Joe T. put it "Thanks CashCrimson for another winner. It's so much more fun when your team goes up up 21-0! I never had a doubt." The Longhorns covered the -13.5 by manhandling Kansas 35-7 and CashCrimson continues to sizzle with a documented 12-3 record over his last 15.

Remember guys, the weekend still isn't over. I've got a juicy one for you in the NFL this week between the Baltimore Ravens and the New York Giants. Don't miss out - log onto Youcapper.com, buy my pick and start your Sunday with a big 1:00 victory!

CashCrimson

P.S. Your welcome "DaBears." I know one of the buyers was you.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Biggest Internet Loser Award

This goes out to user "Dabears" on the same forum as my last post. I've included a pic of his avatar as well. I can't replicate it perfectly because he has an animated gif going on. That's the first sign of how big of a tool he is.

I actually feel bad for this guy. He's had so much nonsense to say during my short period on that site that there's too much to mention. Maybe we can start to raise money to get him out of the house once and a while. He's so jealous of Cash Crimson I think I should try to help him.

Hey "Dabears" you can buy my sports picks and start winning too. Don't worry, PayPal won't rat you out.





Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Cappers Forum Review

I tried out a new posting site today because I figured I could touch the lives of even more uncertain gamblers. Unfortunately, I ran into so many pus*ies I thought I was on a porn site.

It was on "The Cappers Forum." I started out with a joke about Caitlin Davis (the recently fired but hot Patriots cheerleader) and since I made the joke a week after her firing, I quickly realized that the joke was way too old for the bunch of angry "house posters." This site is such a joke. Just a bunch of idiots collaborating all day long about who to bet.

Here's an actual post by "Untouchable" ...

"Lets look at the Jets 6 wins

Miami, Arizona, Cincy, K.C, Buffalo and the Rams. Tell me a good win in there outside MAYBE Arizona and that iffy. They have already lost AT HOME to the Pats. Its going to be windy and rainy... "

That's his opinion and he's entitled to it. I felt however the need to remind him that the Patriots' wins this season have also come from weak teams.

"NE wins:

Jets (with Favre learning the offense), 49ers, Broncos, Rams & Bills"

That was my entire response word for word and the "house posters" attacked. Here's an exact quote by "gocards1":

"Get the F##k out of his post! He didn't ask your opinion he just stated why he liked it!"

It was priceless. This is a perfect example of why WE are all winners and THEY are all losers.

Think about it, you buy my sports picks on Youcapper, bet them and make money. You're in, you're on and you're out.

These guys second guess each other all day long and come up with the same losing outcome. Then, when I take the time to guide them in the right direction, they don't need help.

Needless to say, "The Cappers Forum" is a waste of your time. Try Covers.com or MySBRForum.com instead.

J - E - T - S - JETS - JETS - JETS!

Your welcome, your welcome, your welcome. Brett and the Jets cashed nicely for CashCrimson! I'm back on top as the #1 documented handicapper in the world! I'm Ranked as the #1 sports handicapper again on Youcapper!

All your emails are appreciated (Paul C. from NYC, I can't believe how much you bet on it. You know I never advise you to reach beyond your means. Congratulations none the less crazy man. Spend it wisely). My prediction of Jones rushing for 100+ yards hit too but that was an easy prediction in my opinion.

For all of you who hit the sports bar with a few buddies like I advised, I know you had a great night. I'm happy for you. Splitting the price tag for my pick wasn't a bad idea either. If Youcapper didn't take half my earnings, I'd be cheaper but hey, they gave me the opportunity to make money helping all of you and it's very rewarding.

CashCrimson

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Thursday Night Football

I've just released a sizzling Thursday night NFL play as the New England Patriots host the New York Jets. Don't get caught on the sidelines for this big AFC East rivalry. Log onto my Youcapper member page and buy it.

Then, you should get out of the house for this one and enjoy it. This game will be best served at a local sports bar with cold beer, spicy wings and a few good buddies.

Let your buddies in on the best documented sports handicapper in the world, split the $100 price tag with them and tell them the beers and wings are on them after the game cashes in.

You're in for a great night.

CashCrimson

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Alabama bo bana banana fana fo fana!!!!

One thing I hate to do is lose. The only thing I find worse is to lose on my team.

Very rarely do I sell sports picks on Alabama but today was an exception AND WHAT AN ENDING!!

It’s almost as if my boys knew they needed to cover my -3 ½ Youcapper line. (Youcapper is yet to let me buy a valuable ½ point). I love you guys!!

To the 20+ guys who bought my pick today, have a good time tonight ‘cause I sure will. I wish I was still partying on campus!

Chug down an extra funnel for me and grab one of the above.

CashCrimson

Friday, November 7, 2008

A Bride, A Groom & A Three Team Box?

I just opened a very special email sent to me by a sweatheart named Pam. It seems her sister Jessica's big day got a little bit bigger on October 24th. Not only did she wed the man of her dreams Jason but it just so happens that they will be moving into their dream home thanks to CashCrimson.

You see, on the Sunday prior (Sept. 28th) I uncharacteristically posted three big plays on Youcapper. Jason, a devoted CashCrimson follower who was about to experience one of the biggest days of his life, saw that as an omen.

Jason plunked down half of his remaining savings on a three team reverse box and scored the greatest windfall of his life! I can't help but smile when I look at the joy on Jessica's face as she tells Pam the great news Jason had just revealed to her. Thank you Pam for the wonderful email.

I'm so glad things worked out the way they did. Jason broke a very important CashCrimson rule though... BET STRAIGHT, OR DON'T BET AT ALL. Remember, each season is long so pace yourself. Too many high risk moves and you may find yourself stuck on the sidelines busted out.

Start winning today. Keep an eye out for all my sports picks.

CashCrimson

A Windfall for the Underdog

It was a long time coming for George Bartz. Poor George has never won anything in his life. But after watching CashCrimson perform his magic for weeks, George decided it was time for change. After collecting rent money from his three East Village roommates and not having his portion, George took the money and put CashCrimson's advice to work. Take a look at George's face when the Minnesota Vikings covered the 5.5 point spread last Sunday...

Congratulations George! Keep up the good work. I certainly wouldn't advise my loyal followers to put all their eggs in one basket like George but I'm glad it worked out well for him. My advice would be to hang in there for the long term. Keep at eye on all my winning sports picks at Youcapper.com

CashCrimson

CashCrimson & Youcapper at the Workplace


John Reynolds of St. Louis Missouri has been cashing in on the NFL and on his female coworkers thanks to CashCrimson’s Youcapper sports handicapper expertise. John relies on me to come through for him with my winning picks every week. John writes…


"Thank you CashCrimson for keeping both my pockets and my bedroom filled. You are the best sports handicapper in the world. I owe all of my great success to you."


You're welcome John. It's guys like you that make it all worth while. If YOU want to step up your game and buy my winning picks you can do so at my personal page at Youcapper.com.

CashCrimsom

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Charting Your Overall Performance

I've been using Youcapper to chart my performance for some time now. I like that they have the TruFigure. They don't tell you this (because they pretend they're not a gambling site) but I've worked it out that it's exactly equal the amount you would be up or down if you bet $100 a game. You should check it out.


While there, you'll notice that I'm currently listed as the top handicapper using the TruFigure. That makes me the best sports handicapper on the site. They've recently switched the leaderboards to reflect winning percentage first, then the TruFigure. Either way, I'm selling a good amount of picks and getting my performance charted for free.



CashCrimson